David Byrne, Cloughie,Big Vern, Chevy Chase, Arthur Morrison, Uwe Rosler, Agogwe,Madame Spanky,Roy “The Orb” Orbison, the bird with two mouths,Stanley Baker,the Whitechapel Duende, Mr Gimlet,Levi Stubbs,Jack Nicholson in a tyre, the Livingi, Brenda Blethyn,a glass pea to grow,Stephen Malkmus,Joseph Conrad,Dersu,Arthur Russell’s tone bone cone,Erno Goldfinger,Edvard Munch,Slashmo, the drifter sellotaped to the snack machine, William “Fatty” Foulke,Admiral Tryon,Daphne Du Maurier,Michael and his letters of forgiveness,Elvis Presley,Bob Holm, Billy Bragg, the computer virus housemate,Augustus Wynde, Polar Eggs,JD Salinger, the moorhen of Mile End, Murray Melvin, Theophilus Broome,Tommy Trinder, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Mike Leigh, Gef the talking mongoose,Robinson,Bill Murray,the Vallance Road spy,Joe Strummer,Pa Dangle, Saint and Greavsie,Mos Def, George Orwell,Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Jack the Ripper,Morrissey,Rupert the Kinkajou,Damon Albarn,Justin Fashanu, Appleman, Red Lightning in the seventh, Bill Callahan,King Rollo,Eric Cantona,BS Johnson,Marvin Gaye,the bothersome man, Half-man half-polar bear…
And all the people in Bonnaroo and Idiot Park…
May you all drastically bump and have poncey stamina…
You know Rupert? Wow, and I thought I was the only one………